He's not, really...
Ted is the lead singer of the band. See page 67 for more details. Or whatever.
HIS NAME IS TED LUPUS, AND HE IS A WEREWOLF!
Or not. Whatever.
but i hate twilight...? like, with a passion
Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?
cause you're all like he's a werewolf :P
stupid twilight... *grumbles*
KILL TWILIGHT!!!!! (5 exclamation points, a sure sign of a deranged mind)