This used to be my solution to most problems... sometimes there would be hypothetical wolverines involved...
I remember many a problem where this solution was put forward.. ahh good times..
I like the deep pit of doom idea. Although i think Man Vs. giant octopus would be better. armed with nothing but a butter knife and a rubber band :D
The original idea was to have them all thrown into a pit of rabid wolverines with raw steaks strapped to their bodies and see which one survived, but I couldn't fit that into the one panel and I was running out of room... :p