That last comparison creeps me out for some reason.
This is not actually something that I would say about Hayden... to his face... >_> No, I kid...
An alternate title was "The secrets of the universe have been revealed to me... and as it turns out, you're a coward."
you're so lucky my boyfriend doesn't read this web site :P
Well, how do you know she isn't going out with a character I based on your boyfriend, "Jayne"? Ever think of that?